Gay Bond

Will He eventually become gay? For it seems that 007 is now a beautiful black woman:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7244671/Thought-007-never-woman-black-shes-James-Bond-hand-number-over.html

"It's a popcorn-dropping moment," we are PR'd. I truly wonder if any of the writers have even been to the cinema, nevermind watched a Connery-era Bond movie.

Gay is clearly the next step. He should globo-trot killing baddies and visiting the most infamous bathhouses to seduce buff black men. There should be graphic sex scenes, where Bond is seen clearly getting slammed by a Russian bad-boy, or a French intellectual, with a BDSM fetish. Why? Because Bond as a character must be entirely changed, and potentially ruined, to keep up with clown-world times. Obviously.

"The source added that the phrase 'Bond girls' is now forbidden, saying: 'We were all told that from now on they are to be addressed as 'Bond women'."

This level of pettiness suggests the film was unpleasant to work on, and will be worse to watch. Expect box-office disaster, and subsequent double-down. Globo Bond here we come ...